Population | 2.283 billion |
Capital | Unity City |
Leader | Mike Ethan Thompson |
Faith | Islam |
Currency | Fidtopia |
Animal | Bald Eagle |
The Federal Empire of United Statesly is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Mike Ethan Thompson with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, prohibition of alcohol, and frequent executions. The compassionate, devout population of 2.283 billion Americaniums are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unity City. The average income tax rate is 75.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Americanmium economy, worth 314 trillion Fidtopias a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 137,718 Fidtopias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves, selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork, and military officers are given medals for disobeying orders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Statesly's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Islam.
United Statesly is ranked 30,851st in the world and 36th in The Kodiak Republic for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 5,580.95 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : United Statesly endorsed The Kliencic Republic of Kurdipam.
- : United Statesly was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
- : United Statesly was endorsed by The Rarely Active People of Oisam.
- : United Statesly was endorsed by The Kliencic Republic of Kurdipam.
- : Following new legislation in United Statesly, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders.
- : Following new legislation in United Statesly, selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork.
- : United Statesly endorsed The Federal Republic of Novoskasia.
- : United Statesly was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Novoskasia.
- : Following new legislation in United Statesly, unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves.
- : Following new legislation in United Statesly, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 39 » Yarumab-Corriopankt, Taliin, Danslandia, The Greater Antilles, Kallanistan People s Republic, Cromreland, Battadia, Homul, Minuss, Piehu, Slatium, EReichnya, Rykkland, Clockwork Lands, South Cahadonia, Las Cortes de Iberia, Gator country, Gibraltir, SorcererKingdom, Woxi, Nadlo, OmniGooch, Washington-Columbia, Northern Cagas, Republic of Azvrenia, Aargh, Tania12345, Orbitus, Yorklyn, Kyushu no Yama, Smoothland, The Crescenia, Nalatia States, Isle of Nuru, Alvakheda, The First Peoples Conglomerate, Novoskasia, Kurdipam, and Oisam.